Bug Season

Spring is here. The bugs have invaded the house and we must defend ourselves. Mommy has devised an (somewhat) effective strategy. Here is how to battle the bugs.


Step 1: Panic (but try to fake that its no big deal).


Step 2: Run to the kitchen for a bowl (aka - bug containment unit) and hope the bug hasn't moved.


Step 3: Muster up the courage to get cloes enough to actually trap the bug under the bowl. (Spraying the bug with bug spray may be required.)


Step 4: Let out a battle cry and pounce on the bug, covering it with the bug containment unit.

Step 5: Laugh at the bug. Taunt it. And tell it to "Go Away, Bug".

Step 6: Hope that the bug doesn't call for backup.

Step 7: Watch the bug crawl around in circles for hours.
Step 8: Leave bug for Daddy to come home and "take care of it".

Step 9: Pray that no one will want to come see the house before Daddy comes home.