The Last Breakfast

I'm very sad to announce that this is a picture of the last meal that we shared with our beloved green bench before it was sent to rot at the county dump.
Our house has still gotten no offers, so we continue to borify it (Def: to make boring or inoffensive) in order to appease to the fickle/lazy/non-existent buyers out there.

I helped Daddy with removing the benches and "Swiffering" the floor.

Look! I'm so good, I can even clean floors without looking.

Here are some before and after pictures.

Before:

After:

Admittedly, it does look nice. And its okay to say that you like the after better. The only problem is, I'm not even allowed to sit at this new table. "It's just for decoration", Mommy says. Bummer. I'll just keep asking her until she caves (or goes crazy).

Well, it's like our realtor says, "It's not how you live, it's how you sell."

But seriously, how much longer can we live like this?