Eatza the Pizza

Today I will show you how to make "homemade" pizza step-by-step.

Step 1: Pop open a can of refrigerated pizza dough. (Make sure to stand back until after it explodes.)

Step 2: Spread out on cookie sheet.
Step 3: Smear with marinara sauce (and spoon fight with Daddy).

Step 4: Sprinkle with cheese (and shove some cheese in your mouth when Mommy's not looking).

Step 5: Add mushrooms.

Step 6: Bake

Step 7: Slice

Step 8: Pick off mushrooms.

Step 9: Eat!