Ambivalence: Toddler-style

am⋅biv⋅a⋅lence /æmˈbɪvələns/ [am-biv-uh-luhns] –noun 1. uncertainty or fluctuation, esp. when caused by inability to make a choice or by a simultaneous desire to say or do two opposite or conflicting things.

Some days I want to be a baby like Josh,...
some days I want to be an old lady like my Mommy...

Most days I want to be both.